Dog Haiku

I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be.

Today I sniffed Many dog butts--I celebrate By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm! Paperboy--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm! Garbage man--come to kill us all-- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep

I Hate my choke chain-- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot--no greater bliss--well, Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do.